Automatic Couplets
Two-line automatic poetic couplets generated by Markov chains working against precomputed digests of Google Ngram data.

Keep it until he be given that the acts
Property of causing as much symbols of facts.

Fled to the ignobler obstructions
Standard instructions.

The wild cats are usually small
Of medicines on the mall.

Thank the Lord High President of the Ingles
Made and moulded into bricks or tiles or shingles.

Is it of you young scamp has been broadly
Had come to La Trappe; but hardly.